The housemates staged a protest at lack of food and alcohol last night, prompting Big Brother to punish them this morning.
The demonstration started with a number of housemates, who are living on a basic shopping budget this week, climbing on to the roof in an attempt to get more supplies to be delivered to the house.
“We need to get up on the roof,” suggested Siavash in the living area.
“What are we in favour of?” asked Halfwit.
“Alcohol or whatever it is? I don’t even know,” replied Marcus.
“Give us more booze! Allllccoooohoolll!” Siavash joked, before suggesting they should jump in to the pool from the roof.
Charlie, Halfwit, Marcus, Noirin and Siavash then carried out their plan, as the other housemates watched. Big Brother repeatedly asked them to get down.
“I’m scared of heights!” said Siavash as he climbed a wire frame. “Rock on!”
They soon changed their minds and got down after Big Brother threatened to remove any housemates who stayed up. However, Halfwit and Marcus continued to revolt by throwing the bathtub and nine-year-old mangle in to the pool.
“We want a party, we want alcohol!” shouted Halfwit as he jumped in beside the objects.
Some threatened to break in to the camera runs and cover up the two-way mirrors, but this amounted to little more that some cleaning products being sprayed on the surfaces. A silent protest also took in the Diary Room.
Big Brother was naturally unhappy about the incident, and decided to punish the group by removing some of the furniture from the house, including the dining table and comfy seats in the living area.
A note was left behind, which the housemates discovered as they woke up today, saying: “As housemates are unable to respect the fixtures and fittings of the house, Big Brother has been left with no other decision than to remove them until further notice.”
It is unclear if or when the items will be returned.
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