Kris and Dogface have recieved a warning from Big Brother today — about the rules regarding fake romances.
It’s fair to say that the pair have been getting a bit closer of late. They shared a kiss earlier, and rumours are spreading that, um, ’something’ happened under a duvet in the bedroom last night.
But Big Brother has become so fed up of fake romances that they’re now against the rules. As such, the pair were called to the Diary Room today for a ticking off.
“Are you familiar with the Rules of the Big Brother House?” Big Brother asked after they had sat down.
“Yeah,” came the reply from a nervous Kris.
“Big Brother would like to refer you to page 22 of the Rules. The rule regarding fake romances?”
“Yeah,” Kris answered again.
Big Brother then reminded them that fake romances will not be tolerated in the house, before he read out a detailed conversation between Dogface and Saffia.
“Dogface, last Sunday at 2.54pm, in a conversation with Saffia, you said ‘I want some blokes in here’. Saffia said ‘we need some more men, ’cause you see with just Charlie and Kris they’re beautiful, but they’re like brothers’.
“Dogface, you said ‘they’re not really my type’. Saffia said ‘what’s your type?’. Dogface, you said ‘I don’t know, I like skinny guys with tattoos, but I really like black men’.
“Saffia said ‘who would be your perfect man someone like Usher?’. Dogface, you said ‘yeah, someone like that.’
“What have you got to say for yourself?”
A shocked-looking Dogface replied: “It’s private!”
“Dogface, does Kris resemble the multi-platinum selling R&B artist Usher in any way?” Big Brother asked, before turning on Kris. “Is there anything you’d like to say to Big Brother?”
“I’m very upset with you at the minute, ’cause you’ve bruised my ego, making me think I should get a tattoo and learn some dance routines,” Kris joked.
“And get better-looking,” giggled Dogface.
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