It’s eviction night! Can Halfwit survive two weeks in a row, or will Cairon keep his place in the house? Here are our live updates…

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• 8.50pm: Welcome to our live updates for tonight!
• 8.52pm: “It’s feeding time at the zoo, and we’re ravenous for some fresh housemeats! Cairon and Halfwit are on the menu, who do you want to savage?” asks Davina as she advertises the show during A Place In The Sun.
• 8.58pm: Davina plugs the show again in another break: “The goatee-sporting singing squire takes on the bad-ass Yankee Doodle Dandy”.
• 9.00pm: “Lord of the Manor vs. The Fresh Prince of Geooorrrgiiiaaa, innit?” - Davina opens the show.
• 9.00pm: Davina begins the show with her usual recap of the week, including Kris and Dogface’s romance and Sree and Noirin’s… um… relationship.
• 9.01pm: Mrs McCall reads out the phone numbers.
• 9.02pm: Tonight’s first lot of highlights begins with Angel eating following the end of her hunger strike.
• 9.05pm: To evict Cairon call 09016 16 16 03. To evict Halfwit call 09016 16 16 05. Calls cost 35p with BT, calls from other networks and mobiles may vary. Lines close later in the show.
• 9.13pm: The highlights and the first part of the show ends.
• Commercial Break
• 9.17pm: Davina welcomes us to the second part of the show.
• 9.17pm: Davina reads out the numbers again.
• 9.18pm: The second part of the highlights begins with Karly and Dogface talking about Marcus’s ‘hands on’ approach with women.
• 9.22pm: On the highlights, Angel has given Big Brother a present for his 10th year on air - a post card that she made from ‘100% waste products’, featuring a pirate ship with the Big Brother eye on it.
• 9.25pm: Rodrigo and Halfwit are discussing drugs and the drugs trade. Halfwit argues that, while he thinks the drug trade is wrong, there is nothing wrong with ‘having fun’, whilst Rodrigo argues that there are other ways to have fun.
• 9.30pm: Marcus and Noirin are having a discussion in the kitchen.
• 9.33pm: Davina rounds off part two.
• Commercial break
• 9.37pm: The third part of the show begins and Davina recaps the numbers.
• 9.38pm: Highlights round three beings with Noirin, Lisa, Rodrigo and Marcus having a discussion about Angel leaving her teabags on the worktops.
• 9.39pm: Halfwit comments that he’s probably had more column inches being in Big Brother than the Staffordshire elections have had, before discussing life after Big Brother with Cairon and Siavash.
• 9.40pm: Cairon notes that they will be able to get in to clubs for a short while after the show, while Siavash says they will be ‘Z minus’ celebrities.
• 9.42pm: The eviction is getting closer and you’ve not got much time left to vote! To evict Cairon call 09016 16 16 03, or to evict Halfwit call 09016 16 16 05. Calls cost 35p with BT, calls from other networks and mobiles may vary. Lines close after the break, so be quick!
• 9.45pm: Part three ends. Who will be evicted? We’ll find out after the break…
• Commercial break
• 9.49pm: Davina welcomes us back to the show with a Britain vs. America quip.
• 9.51pm: The last batch of tonight’s highlights begins with Cairon doing a rap about the impending eviction in the Diary Room with Halfwit and Siavash.
• 9.54pm: Cairon is wondering what he did to be nominated. Karly is in the Diary Room giving her thoughts on the two nominees and the eviction.
• 9.57pm: The lines are now closed. Don’t call now as your vote won’t be counted but you may still be charged.
• 9.57pm: Davina will be announcing the evictee in the 10.30pm show - is something going on? Hmm…
• 9.58pm: The credits roll over live feed from the house. Join us for more live updates in half an hour…
• First show ends
• 10.21pm: “You’ve voted, the results are in, and there’s a whole world of pain coming for Halfwit or Cairon,” says Davina plugging the show during the break in 8 Out of 10 Cats.
• 10.36pm: Davina says something from the studio, but a technical error means we can’t hear her. The titles roll.
• 10.37pm: There technical error continues.
• 10.38pm: They fix the error just in time for the eviction announcement. Davina talks to the house.
• 10.38pm: Davina announces that Cairon is the evictee to the shock of the housemates. He is given 30 seconds to say his goodbyes.
• 10.39pm: Cairon leaves the housemates in the lounge as he heads for the entrance hall.
• 10.39pm: Davina heads up the stairs and waits at the front door.
• 10.39pm: Cairon leaves the house to a chorus of boos from the crowd before heading down the stairs to meet Davina.
• 10.40pm: Davina leads Cairon down the walkway as he poses for the press. Davina comments that he is clearly gutted.
• 10.41pm: Davina will be talking to Cairon with guests Vanessa Feltz and Iain Lee after the break.
• Commercial break
• 10.45pm: Davina welcomes us back to the show and introduces us to Cairon and the guests.
• 10.46pm: Davina begins her interview with Cairon. We’ll have highlights from it up later.
• 10.46pm: Cairon comments that for him it is a ‘Win-win situation’.
• 10.47pm: Iain quizzes him over being ‘angry and shouty’, to which Cairon replies he wasn’t an angry person.
• 10.48pm: Vanessa asks him if he thinks he was a bit too ‘rough and tough’ towards Sree. Cairon comments that he is a hypocrite.
• 10.50pm: Vanessa wonders why he didn’t have any ‘action with the ladies’, to which Cairon says he couldn’t see himself keeping a relationship with any of them outside of the house.
• 10.52pm: Cairon is being shown a VT of his ‘bromance’ with Siavash.
• 10.56pm: Davina is quizzing Cairon about the other housemates.
• 10.59pm: Cairon tells the story of how he came to be on Big Brother, almost by accident.
• 10.59pm: Cairon is being shown his best bits.
• 11.01pm: Davina says “Spare a thought for Siavash!” before thanking Cairon and the guests.
• 11.02pm: The show cuts to live feed as the credits roll. A C4 announcer apologises for the lack of sound at the beginning of the episode.
• 11.02pm: Well, it’s all over and so now are our live updates. There’s more to come though - turn over to E4 now for Big Brother’s Big Mouth with Davina!

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